“You, like any other sane person, perceive a concrete world, one that’s generally calm and unmenacing. Everyday objects remain still and solid and don’t tend to melt into their surroundings. There is no one out to get you; strangers aren’t actually actors in an elaborate and nefarious ruse at which you are the uninformed center. There may or may not be a God; the secrets of the universe remain sequestered from you.”

All of this changes with LSD.

What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter

  • Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
  • ‎Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
  • Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
  • Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
  • Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
  • Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
  • Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
  • Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!

theabstractreality asked: The things i would do to you ;)

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You’re not terribly important to me.

You’re not terribly important to me.

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